You are all bastards for letting my dragon die. But I still care enough about you to let you know that I will continue to be away for awhile.
What do you mean you don’t care?!?!
Fine. Here are pictures/videos to take up the front page so you don’t see the corpse of my dead dragon. Bastards.
Why in the hell do I do these sorts of things? Why do I click on things?!?!
Anyway, I’ve been away for a bit. Plus, things are happening in RL that are keeping me from the computer so I’ll just apologize right now to everyone I’ve been ignoring. I’m trying to catch up. I haven’t forgotten you!
Or maybe I have. Who cares?! Go eat some holiday leftovers and leave me the fuck alone.
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Something I Saw Today That Kind of Freaked Me Out But I Didn’t Have a Camera and So I Couldn’t Get Proof of It.
On the back of a giant SUV that was driven by a pipsqueak with a big head.
What’s Worse Than a WoW Nerd?
A WoW nerd who plays right after an expansion is released. I didn’t think it was possible but . . . WoW has gotten more stupid and immature.
Little Night Elves (and I include pretty much every Night Elf I’ve ever come across in this group): stealing quest collection items right out from underneath people while they fight a giant bird will not help you be successful in the real world.
Little Gnomes (creepy little bastards): stealing mining nodes right out from underneath someone who is fighting two monsters will not get you laid.
Little Airdd, Dwarf Hunter on Khadgar: I’m sorry your mommy never hugged you. But running around and calling people names because they won’t do what you want them to do isn’t going to make her love you.
Little children (Note: this category probably includes every other category in it): it’s not my fault that mommy and daddy have given you a bed time. Yes, some of us can stay up later and play longer. But don’t take your anger toward your parents out on other players. That’s what therapy is for.
Annoying General Chatters: Shut-up. “Fjord” jokes are not clever. Stop asking so many questions and read the freaking quest descriptions. My god . . . I’ve never seen such a group of incompetent babies who want their hands held while someone walks them through a game. But if you’ve got a legitimate question that can’t be answered by just using some common sense, then ask away.
Leave people alone. Show some civility, kindness, and maturity. Quit acting like your penis will grow five fucking inches if you get to 80 in under a week. Treat other players with respect. Don’t act like anyone owes you anything. Don’t be a douchebag if someone doesn’t know something.
These are not hard concepts, dummies. Remember, little irritations = me finishing my giant laser gun that’s pointed at the Earth.
Here Ya Go
You are all fools and the world is ending.
I like to imagine him reading this while he’s drunk and foaming at the mouth. Not that I disagree with one of his points . . . I think it’s one of his points. I’m not sure because I find the whole article confusing, in a I Got Cornered at the Office Christmas Party By the Office Douche and He’s Now Telling Me His Detailed Plans For a Laser Gun Made Out of Twigs, Spit, and the Brown Tube Left Over After You Use Up Your Toilet Paper.
Anyway, the point I kind of agree with him about is the adoration of Obama. It’s making me uncomfortable. BUT . . . I can push my cynicism aside long enough to recognize a good moment in the history of my country. We’ve got at least 4 years to be disappointed . . . even I don’t see a reason to start early.
And then there’s a race rant that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. As someone over at LJ said: I kept waiting for the punchline.
Also, I give you this and I fall out of my chair because I’m rolling my eyes and punching the wall at the same time. Imagine my shock when I discovered that racism exists everywhere and not, despite what many people think, just in the United States.
I’m starting to see a pattern here. Give me a minute and I’ll get it . . .
Way to put pressure on the guy. Also . . . does Obama have heat vision? No? Then these pictures are lies and the world LIES!
