OK, OK, OK
I’ve been super-busy with RL and so I’ve let this blog kind of fade away. It doesn’t much matter in the grand scheme of things so I just might let it die. But I checked in here for the first time in about 2 months and I found a funny so I had to share it with you.
I got a comment on this post and I laughed. Here’s the comment:
Wow, you are really hateful. Keep it up – you are demonstrating to your few readers what hypocrites (and mean-spirited jackasses) “liberals” are.
And it’s from Whitey. So go and read his/her great thoughts on socialism, how to come off crazier than Glenn Beck (who I actually like, by the way. I don’t agree with him at all but I can’t bring myself to really dislike him. I’m getting soft in my old age.), and how to live a full life while lacking a sense of humor. Yes, Whitey, I am hateful. In fact, I hate you. There. Sleep on your pillow of self-righteousness because you found one liberal person who is pretty much disgusted with humanity. Reach around and pat yourself on the back because you have used your heavy-handed, boring, and not all that clever satirical website to spread even more stupid all over the Internet. Puff your chest out with pride at having done the world a great service. Throw your head back and laugh because you have just discovered that though being an Internet tough guy doesn’t actually make your e-penis get bigger . . . it feels like it gets bigger. That’s a win, my simple-minded friend. Grab what you can in life. Run with it. Three cheers for Whitey! 
On a much more serious note, I want to tell all the great women—and the not so great, which is a much longer list—that I have talked to online to go to the doctor regularly. Do your monthly self-breast exam. If you notice any change in your menstrual cycle, please go to the doctor. Just . . . look after yourselves, especially if someone in your immediate family has had cancer.
I also want to give a huge thanks to Johns Hopkins Hospital but especially to the patient advocates who work with the facility. And even bigger thanks to a great couple in Baltimore* who not only prove that my disgust with humanity is probably unwarranted but would also probably get my little jokes about the minor irritations of life. Unlike Whitey. Who is a dipshit.
OK, that’s not fair. Everyone has a different sense of humor. What one person finds funny another person may not. Whitey thinks I’m hateful and didn’t find the post funny. I find his/her sight hilarious, reactionary, and full of ignorance. S/he posts a little comment over here—because, as we all know, everyone is welcome everywhere on the Internet, right? —and I can’t be bothered to go over to that shit-stain of a site, mainly because I have never understood the overwhelming need some people have to comment at other people on other people’s blogs. Thus the Internet Circle of Life is complete.
*This last paragraph and a half is more important than the rest of this light-hearted, mocking post, which I am using to cover my true feelings of gratitude. I certainly don’t want anyone thinking I have feelings this late in the game. 
