Autumn
The best season of the year. Well, along with winter. But I’ll go winter crazy after Thanksgiving.
Not a Fan of the Thanksgiving
My husband has a disturbing love of the turkey. No, he has not loved it unnaturally but he does get awfully excited around the holidays. He likes to shop for a turkey by gently caressing all of their frozen behinds. He also moans a lot while eating the turkey.
So, because of this slightly uncomfortable fact about my husband, we were watching the Food Network’s Thanksgiving crap this weekend. And we caught Paula Dean cooking up her dinner.
I’m not going to go into the fact that she fried up corn. No, I want to talk about her trip to the peanut store.
Ms. Dean decides to stick her fingers into the jars and take free samples. Leaving aside the fact that it’s stealing, she used her fingers. Then she goes home to finish up her pie. And her sons (I think that’s who they were) proceed to stick their fingers into the pie mixture and jar of apple butter. They then lick their fingers and stick them in again.
That was it, people. I can never watch Paula Dean again. All I’ll be thinking about is the fact that her family likes to stick their fingers into things. I’m as shocked as you are—I thought for sure it would be her annoying accent that would drive me away. No, no. I have been driven away by the fact that Paula Dean and her family are nasty.
Tee Hee
Oh, goody. You know that hilarious guy that I love to read? He’s cleaned up his grammar and spelling! Also, he’s decided to take on all the “Wizard’s and Witch’s, Butch’s and Bitches, freaks, geeks” in the discussion about Wizard magazine. And guess what?! He makes a snarky little comment about me! Am I a bitch? Or a witch? Or maybe a butch?
Who cares! The important point is that he used a straw man to help himself and his readers totally miss the point! Awesome! I love the Interwebzz.
