I’ve Crossed Over
To the dark side, my friends. I mocked you and your enjoyment of cat macros. I sneered at your love of your pets. And I rolled my eyes at your sharing of disgustingly cute stories of your “family members.”
I have now joined you down this dark road. I’ve been here and my soul only burned for the first couple of minutes. I found this thread over at CBR and I freaking read it! What has happened to me?!?!
It’s her, that damn kitten. I’ve invited her into my home and not only does she try to kill me, she is making me . . . nice! This is unacceptable! I will have to up her Ninja Cat training and move up all the planning for Ninja Cat Destroys the World: The End Came With Whiskers and Purrs.
ETA: My cat is the one on the left.
Smallville
So. It premiered last night. *awkward silence* Did anyone else bother to watch it? OK, did any of you bother to stay awake through it all? Yeah, me neither. Well, I didn’t fall asleep so much as flip the channel to My Name is Earl.
OK fights. Martian Manhunter tells Clark about the sun being his power source. Chloe lives. Supergirl shows up. Lex is in jail. Blah, blah, blah.
The real story is that those bastards gave me hope for the first 45 minutes of that show! They had me actually thinking the the Pretty Pink Princess—now known as Serious Girl in Black—was gone!
But no! She shows up at the end wearing a wig she bought at Spencer’s in the mall and walking like she’s carrying a large dump in her pants! My hopes are destroyed! She’s still on that stupid show.
She is the worst character to ever appear on TV. And yes, I include murderers, rapists, and child molesters in that statement. Lana Lang is worse than a murderer. You heard it here first, people!
