God Hates Children
I recently caught this rage-fest on TV. Let’s leave alone the creepy gender relations. Let’s not even look at the “buddy system” or the bizarre division of chores. Let’s just take a look at this.
Please note that the web address includes the husband/father’s name but not the wife’s or even the last name of the family.
But here’s the best part:
Then, Michelle went back on the pill, but she conceived and had a miscarriage. At that point they talked with a Christian medical doctor and read the fine print in the contraceptives package. They found that while taking the pill you can get pregnant and then miscarry. They were grieved! They were Christians! They were pro-life! They realized that their selfish actions had taken the life of their child. They prayed and asked God to forgive them, and to teach them to love children like He loves children.
Gag. Gag I say! God punished them for using birth control—bull! I’ll tell you what God did, you dummies. He saw what was coming and saved that fetus from a life of big hair, bad dresses, and second-class treatment by its family owing to the fact that the baby would have been born with a vagina! Idiots.
Zombie Planet
This may be the coolest thing ever. I may not get all the science but I do know this: head shots kill zombies. You conserve ammo and you get a quick kill. Remember that if you’re ever chased by a zombie. Or a zombie planet.
Awesome
And believe it or not, I mean that in a non-sarcastic way.
I got lucky last night and happened to catch this on the TV. You have to download QuickTime to watch it but it’s well worth it. Well . . . it’s well worth it if you’re a geek.
