GameFaqs
Look, I’m just not that bright. We all know that. So, in spite of my rage issues, I like to spend my lunches reading message boards that I hate. Television Without Pity is one of those boards. One of the others is GameFaqs.
Most gamers know about GameFaqs. You can go there to get walkthroughs and codes for your games. Great. But the true gem of stupidity hidden away on this website is the message boards.
That’s where you go when you want true insight like the following:
I touch myself and call it a game.
Since your a chick, your guaranteed to get answers.
wut talent spec shud i go and wut will reep the most big epixx kthxbye
I want to keep my manhood intact.
I wish I could figure out why people think only virgin teenage boys play video games . . .
Round Up
Too little too late, fellas.
Just cross your legs and hold it, lady.
What?!?! A lying politician?! Say it ain’t so!
Good Girl vs. Bad Girl—yeah, there can’t be any harm in that outlook on women. Stupid teen girl magazines.
Yawn. A guy who needs an editor talks about another writer who needs an editor. Man, your early stuff was awesome! What happened? My grandma doesn’t even like you anymore—I had to hold her oxygen tank while she stomped on your last book.
