I Don’t Want To Creep You Out
But I just wanted to let you know some of the terms used to find this blog. And believe me when I say that some people were totally not looking for this place.
hollywood hershey way porn
This four word search will haunt my nightmares for years to come.
little debbie snack cakes
Awesome.
stupid feminists
“barefoot and dirty”
Ugly frosted pink lipstick
she puked her guts out”"
dragon rubber suit
crayons raped Oprah
rape -potter -hallows
So, there you have it. Everyone extend a welcoming arm to the freaks who were looking for Oprah and her horrific crayon rape. Where else are they going to go, people? Where else are they going to go? 
Sigh.
See how many statements in this piece make you sick. Go ahead. Can’t pick just one, can you? Boy, Mary Mitchell is really covering the hard news, isn’t she? Idiot.
Michelle Obama has more to offer than make-up tips, dummy. Why don’t you ask her about her views on stuff—believe it or not, she might discuss some of that stuff with her husband. But no, let’s talk about her clothes and how she’ll be home in time to kiss her daughters good-night. Puuuuuuke.
Points to Mrs. Obama for the Batman reference though.
