Round Up Again
This makes me want to punch a wall. Or a person. Whatever.
I can’t think of a more qualified person than an actor to deal with the reality of the world we live in. In fact, the only person more qualified than an actor to be president of the USA is a street mime. Or possibly, the insane hobo who mutters to himself as he urinates on the street corner by the 7-11.
Here’s a dumb little show that I bet you’ve never watched—because you’re smarter than I am. It’s basically a show in which Sean Hannity rants about the state of the world. Did you know:
1. That we’re going to Hell in a hand-basket?
2. That Hollywood is evil and trying to destroy the world? With lasers?
3. That Hilary Clinton has no soul? Or she’s a robot—this one isn’t really clear yet.
4. That Socialists have taken over the Democratic party—but Fundies haven’t touched the Republican party.
5. That the Good Old Days were great!?!? Did you know that nothing was better than buying candy from the local pharmacy and riding you bike home as the sun set? All the neighborhood mothers called the kids home to dinner as the dads sat reading the newspaper and smoking their pipes. What a glorious time in American history—unless you were a woman or you were black. Oh, and let’s not forget that the above image is largely a creation of stupid baby-boomers looking back at history with rose-colored glasses.
Another reason to like him.
Brazilians hate fat girls.
