Let’s Make-Up
I feel bad for the link in the previous post—I think I should have warned you before you clicked on it. Sorry about the whole Hilton picture you had to look at. Here’s something to make you feel a little better.
You could read her expression as smug—like Hilton’s—but at least there’s no wonky eye!
Excellent!
This is the best news ever! Not only does it show the American justice system to be above reproach, but it also shows that crying is the way to get what you want. Remember that, ladies!
Just imagine if she had been a young black man who stole a bicycle. She’d have gotten years in jail. Thank goodness she’s a rich white girl who merely drove a 2,000 lb vehicle while intoxicated and then violated her probation. I’m so glad the justice system works like this—I certainly don’t want sinister gangs of bike stealers on my streets. But bring on the drunk drivers!
Ah, America. Where everyone is created equal—but some people are more equal than others.
Wonderful!
I love to hear about people telling other people how they should live their lives! It warms my heart to see women being put in their place.
Laura, from Washington, was given anti-abortion literature instead of EC. She was also outraged by the sexism she encountered. “Men have their over-the-counter protection — what about me?”
Now, now, Laura. Boys will be boys. You, on the other hand, are here to birth babies! And no, you shouldn’t have a say in the matter.
This is sarcasm. And it is how I speak all the time—sarcastically. Now get back in the kitchen and quit thinking about birth control, you harlot.
