Stupidity #2

June 6, 2007 at 1:54 pm (Random, Rants)

Why do women/minorities insist they are “equal” – but then also insist on “special” treatment?If someone is REALLY “equal” – shouldn’t they be able to compete without quota hiring, set-asides, race or gender based preferences, bonus points on tests for race or gender, etc?If they can’t compete on a level field – then are they really “equal”? And if they AREN’T equal – why can’t we just all acknowledge it as fact?

Poor thing. You have to feel bad for him. Not only does he not know his American history but he also apparently lives at 1500 Crazy Lane, Never Neverland, I’mConfused, 12345. I heard that’s an easy neighborhood to move into but it’s hell getting out.

What is it about women that warrants them having a whole section in social science called Womens Studies?

As a matter of fact, how does women’s studies get a whole course of study and curriculum in most of colleges/universities?

Are men not worthy of such attention and study?

Honestly, he has a point. Where can we study about men? Oh, look here. This history book I have right here seems to be . . . full of men. And this science book. And, yeah, every freaking thing I learned in school related to men so shut up.

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Republican Debate

June 6, 2007 at 1:18 pm (Politics, Rants)

I’m obviously not a Republican but I still watched the debate last night. Let’s take a journey through my empty head as I watched these guys run off at the mouth.

1. I can’t tell these men apart. OK, Shark Eyes I know.

And Ol’ 9/11.

But the rest kind of confuse me. One might be a Keebler Elf and another apparently has a dead cat on his head.

2. Stop mentioning Ronald Reagan. I hate Ronald Reagan.

3. Oh, look. You all believe in God. That’s great. Can you talk about something relating to the issues please?

4. I wish I was the moderator. I’d totally have a big cane to hook around their necks when they went over their time limit. I’d pull them off stage—of course, I’d play funny music as I did it. The funny music would save their dignity.

5. Wait—Democrats want socialized medicine? They want to destroy our free market health care system? How can it be a free market when I have no real choice anyway—if I’m in an accident, I don’t get to pick which ER I go to. If I’m sick, I don’t take the time to go through the phone book and pick the best specialist. I go to a doctor that my insurance company has on a list, the doctor picks the specialist, and I even am told which hospital I have to go to for an elective surgery. So, is it only socialized medicine when the consumer gets to have power—it’s not really socialized medicine when all the power is in the insurance company’s hands? I see. I’m thinking they might be singing a different tune if I could donate millions of dollars to their presidential campaigns.

6. Is that Brownback? What’s he saying—he believes in whole life? Is that like whole milk?

7. Who is that strange looking guy? Huckabee? That’s an awesome name. He should be a cartoon character.

8. Ha! Shark Eyes is balling his fists up! Someone is so getting a McCain noogie.

9. So, Gilmore thinks Americans are noble? Guess he’s never been in a Wal-Mart the day after Thanksgiving. Your fellow Americans will stomp you to death for a $50 VCR.

10. Who’s that guy on the end? Tancredo? Dude’s got issues. Talk about getting ready to snap—he gives Shark Eyes a run for his money in the Creepy Olympics.

11. Wait, wait, wait. Did McCain just say something that . . . I agree with?! Shut up, Guilani! I don’t like you! And the elf—Ron Paul?—did he just . . . complain about the preemptive strike policy! They’re saying things that make sense! Quick, turn the channel to Cartoon Network!

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