Some Reasons Why I’m a Loser
1. I’ve been playing this game so much that my hands have gone numb. It’s Puzzle Quest for the Nintendo DS.
2. When they made the remake of Resident Evil for the Gamecube, I told anyone who would listen that I would sell my soul for a Tomb Raider remake. Looks like it’s time for me to pay up.
3. I’m looking forward to the new Harry Potter movie—shut it!–and the Fantastic Four movie. And yeah, I know the first FF movie stunk but this one has the Silver Surfer!
Also, Transformers. This one confuses me as much as it does you.
4. I’m quite pleased that Pirates of the Caribbean: Please Let This Be The Last One didn’t do as well on its opening weekend as Spiderman 3. This is leftover hatred from Depp kicking Superman’s butt.
5. The biggest decision I made today was whether to go with the Batman or the Wonder Woman wallpaper on my computer. I went with Batman—his glaring makes me work harder.
ETA: I found this one at DC Comics. I used it for awhile for a very superficial reason—I think she looks pretty!
6. My Superman socks have a hole in them from overuse. And yes, I’m almost 30 years old.
7. My neighbors are having a Memorial Day party. I wish I had a cane so I could wave it around as I yell at them to keep quiet. Stupid young people and their “joy” and “hope.” It makes me sick!
8. My air conditioner is now working. I have taken this as proof that, along with the cable box and my digital camera, it has decided to kill me. I live in fear of my electronic equipment. I believe this is how Maximum Overdrive started.
Who made who indeed.
9. I use Wonder Woman stationary to write to my nephew. He is the only one who won’t make fun of me for using it. He’s six.
10. My best Christmas present ever was Superman dog tags from the Christopher Reeve Foundation. Some women get jewelry—and that’s why they’re lame.
