Ways To Act
At least in the unreal world of World of Warcraft.
1. Stop calling people Noobs just because they ask a question. Got news for you, buddy. You don’t know everything.
2. Stop using the general chat to fight with other players.
3. Stop making female night elves just to have them dance on tables for money. And yes, those of you who don’t play the game, people really do that.
4. Don’t follow me around.
5. Don’t ninja my stuff. If you see me fighting a mob, then that probably means I want that quest item next to it.
6. Don’t try and flirt with me. Yes, my character is an attractive female. I, on the other hand, am not an attractive female. In fact, you have no idea who I am. So leave me alone.
7. When you do argue with another player, please don’t resort to mocking each other for not having girlfriends. None of you have girlfriends. It’s the lonely little pot calling the lonely little kettle black.
8. Leave me alone. I hate you all.
